Those wonderful Christians down at Bibleman.com boast that
"This year alone we have seen over 3,700 children
come forward to accept Christ while attending a Bibleman
Live Show."
Those are mightily
impressive figures for a spin-off of the Christian church
which uses a gimp-like superhero - as played by Willie
Aames of the popular 'Eight is Enough' and 'Charles In
Charge' TV series' - to lure the youth of America to the
bosom of Christ. But, when you look at the venues at which
Captain Bible (as played by Willie Aames of the popular
'Eight is Enough' and 'Charles In Charge' TV series) has
performed at - Faith Church, First Baptist of Morristown,
Church of the Nazarene, Lakeholm Church of the Nazarene,
Grove City Church of the Nazarene, the astonishingly-named
Beaver Creek Church of the Nazarene - the odds are that
these 3,700 children had their lips already clamped firmly
to Daddy Christ's hairy teat.
On this truly astonishing
site you can purchase videos featuring Captain Bible (as
played by Willie Aames of the popular 'Eight is Enough'
and 'Charles In Charge' TV series). They include 'The
Fiendish works of Dr.Fear', 'The Incredible Force of Joy',
'Defeating the Shadow of Doubt', 'The Six Lies of the
Fibber' and 'Silencing the Queen'.
If you're feeling
reckless, and aren't afraid to let a little Christ into
your life, take a look at the clip from 'Silencing the
Queen' where Captain Bible (as played by Willie Aames of
the popular 'Eight is Enough' and 'Charles In Charge' TV
series) vaporises the Gossip Queen with his holy
lightsabre after telling her that "God says it's cool
to kill anyone who doesn't believe in our lord and savour,
Mathew 10.69".
Willie (Charles In
Charge) Aames explains: "I pray that God will use our
mutual efforts to plant seeds in our children that only He
may harvest"
Given that this statement
comes from a lightsabre-wielding man called Willie, who
dresses from head to foot in rubber, we'd keep alert lest
he start trying to plant his seeds in your children.
Take a look at
Bibleman.com; not a bad site for a truly awful
organisation.
www.bibleman.com
