name is more literal than you might expect. For $9.95 per
font, or $19.95 for three, this commercially-run site
offers visitors the chance to download fonts based upon
the handwriting of famous killers. Former Monkees member
Charles Manson, Jack The Ripper, Kennedy killers Sirhan
Sirhan and Lee Harvey Oswald are among those available.
Distasteful? Of course. But think of the fun you can have
forging threatening letters to friends.
find the whole murderer angle uncomfortable, there’s a
wide selection of fonts based upon the handwriting of
less-lethal – albeit dead – individuals; US presidents
Abraham Lincoln and George Washington, Napoleon, Genghis
Khan, Beethoven, Edgar Allen Poe, Jesse James, Buffalo
Bill and Columbus are but some of the scrawlings on offer.
We recommend Jeffrey Dahmer’s handwriting, if only for
the page’s virtual justification of his anti-social
bodies, saving body parts, engaging in cannibalism, having
sex with corpses or parts of corpses is very disturbed,
bizarre behavior but does not, in itself, mean Dahmer is
crazy... There are men who married and have good jobs.
They are not serial killers. They do not hear voices or
believe there is a conspiracy to kill them. However, the
only way they can reach orgasm is to have a woman urinate
or defecate on them.” Damn right, buddy.